She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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