we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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