Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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