I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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