we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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