What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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