She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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