i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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