The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
im six kinds of drunk right now
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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