How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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