Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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