Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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