Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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