So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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