I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Randomize
