Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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