you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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