It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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