i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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