Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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