Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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