shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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