who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
