Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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