i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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