Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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