she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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