that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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