it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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