I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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