You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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