i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
dude. I can hear the air.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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