Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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