I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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