Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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