took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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