I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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