And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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