Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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