Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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