Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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