i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Randomize
