It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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