yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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