not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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