so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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