It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he thought i was a dude.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
