D3 body, D1 cock
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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