i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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