if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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