That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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