Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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