I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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