okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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