Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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